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Lions Businesses in our community

Tameling Construction -   Lion Tom Tameling

2525 Heeler Rd
Sayner WI 54560
Phone: 542-3356

Building and Beyound

70 West Body Shop -                    Lion Conrad Durski

822 West Pine Street, Eagle River, WI 54521-9336
(715) 479-9444


Automobile Body Repairing & Painting, Truck Body Repair & Painting

Peak Property Management, Inc -            Lion Graham McKay

8543 Camp Highland Road
Sayner, WI 54560-9725
Phone: (715) 356-7997


The Corner Store -             

9350 Razorback Rd.
Sayner WI 54560
(Tel) 715-542-4250
All the basics! Groceries, sundries, beer, liquor, camping supplies, ice. THE BEST ICE CREAM selection in town! Enjoy our Hot Showers! Open year round.


Chances' R Satellite -         Lion Roger L Weber

Roger L Weber
2616 Hwy 155
Sayner WI.  54560
(Tel) 715.542.3367
(Fax) 715.542.2633

Chances' R Satellite is a premier satellite service offered in the Great Northwood's of Wisconsin!! Servicing the counties of Vilas, Oneida, Price, Iron, Florence and Upper Michigan for over 45 Years !!   We specialize in both in home satellite installations, and home satellite-PC connectivity. Our products are DirecTV™, Hughes Net™ , Wilson Cellular, Digital Signage by Noah's Arc and Linksys™ Systems!  Call us anytime to schedule an installation or any repairs you might need!! Call to get new prices on digital antenna sales and installation.

NEW – Cell phone booster antenna systems.

"We know technology"  Wilson Cellular Antennas, Digital Antenna Sysytems, Certified- DirecTV and Hughes Independent Dealer

Silver Oak Securities -        Lion Dwight Kimber

Silver Oak Securities, Inc. is a financial investment advisory firm with branch in Sayner WI

8940 Whispering Pines

PO Box184
Sayner WI 54560
Phone: 715-441-6739





Lion Gary Kaphingst


Carl Eliason & Co. Inc Lumber & Hardware
John Eliason III
271 Main St.
Sayner, WI 54560
Lumber, Hardware, Plumbing, Electrical, Millwork and Masonry. Serving the Northwoods area since 1924. Located on Main Street. Visit our interesting Mini-Museum. Winter home of the ORIGINAL SNOWMOBILE !

Lion Thomas Reed

Headwaters State Bank
Tom Reed
4175 Hwy B
Land O Lakes
Full service, independent bank, Loans, mortgages, auto financeing and modre. 24-hour ATM at Land O Lakes office. Member FDIC. 8319 Hwy B Presque Isle, WI

Lion James Krieck


Squirrel Away Storage
Jim Krieck
8855 Glenbrook Road
Sayner, WI 54560
Storage unit for rent


Vilas Count Historical Museum
217 Main St.
Sayner, WI 54560
715 - 542 - 3388
Time travel everyone can afford! Unique, Interesting and Information Collections. Logging Tools. Clothing, Dolls,Toys & Furniture dating back to the 1800's. Fishing+guides equipment, boats,outboard motors. Bird & Animal area. Indian artifacts. Military items. Huge collections of photos and stories from the past. Open May 15 thru early Oct.




The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he listen,

the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he

heard. Why can’t we be like that wise old bird?

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Humor for the LION
 Seven Young Blondes
    I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a
    vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order.
    I approached the bartender and asked, "Have you ever heard of a drink
    called 'Seven Young Blondes'?"
    He admitted he'd never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to
    look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and
    tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the
    ingredients for him.
    "Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?"
    He looked at me like I was crazy.
    "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully, "Sauvignon blanc."


A man in Alaska wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.  
    So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
    He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. 
    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.  He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,
    a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
    "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock
    the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.  When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained
    to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put
    him in the cage in theback of the van."
    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."




GOOD : A  Laramie ,  Wyoming policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for  speeders, but wasn't getting many.  Then he discovered the problem
-- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'   The officer also found the boy had
an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER :  A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Cheyenne, Wyo. A $ 40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST :  A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wyoming State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."
He replied, Wyoming State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat,
got back in his patrol car and left. 

A foursome, playing in the tournament, were on the 18th hole when Leonard drops his putter, looses his belt, drops his pants and readjusts his girdle. Chuck, in great surprise asks!! “Len I didn’t know you wore a girdle, how long have you been doing that? Len replies “ever since my wife found the girdle under the car seat?”



An Old Indian

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nobody answered him. He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish.” So the Indian asked again,” Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” To which the littlest Indian replied, “I push port-a-potty over cliff.” The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, “Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?” The old Indian replied, “Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!”


 A Young Woman Went To Her Doctor Complaining Of Pain

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.” Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.” You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.” What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.” The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger" 

Yes I Am A Geek

More Things to Ponder

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


While creating Eva, God promised Adam
    his sons & grandsons would find ideal
    wives in all corners of the world.  
    And then God made the earth round.


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