THE HEAD-LIONER

The Union Springs LIONS CLUB Newsletter

Meetings held 2nd & 4th Tuesday at

Trinity United Church of Christ, Union Springs, NY at 6:30 PM       

President:  Russ Ebbets

Secretary:  Helen Foster  

Treasurer:  Claudia Rouse

April 2012

Fellow Lions:

Hope this note finds you well. Plans are under way for the 13th Annual Deuce June 15, 2012. Linda Bower got a mass mailing out so if you are on the list please consider participating as a sponsor. If not at least talk the race up. We are planning on running the correct race course this year for a change of scenery.

I have to admit I have moved the lawn once already. This is a record. For some reason I thought it was around May 15 this was supported to start. Let's hope the early spring doesn't enter with some late winter.
 

I look forward to seeing you all next Tuesday, April 10. 2012. For those returning from from the South, welcome back, and for those about to return have a safe trip home. See you all soon.
 

Lion Russ

NOTES FFOM Cyber Space

(Interpreted by Lion Sidney)

Cahoots

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive instantly!

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