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A horse who shows up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender says, "Horse, man you've been here every night this week I think you're an alcoholic" and the horse says, "I don't think I am." Poof the horse disappears! Now you see you will understand this, this is a joke about Descartes1 who says, "I think therefore I am." But, if I had told you that part first I would have put Descartes1 before the horse.
1René Descartes was a French philosopher, scientist, and mathematician, widely considered a seminal figure in the emergence of modern philosophy and science.